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PAIN. Soreness. PAIN.

Just kidding.

I’m not in that much pain – now.

The Chen Style Tai Chi workshop I attended with Grand Master Chen Qing Zhou this past weekend went something like this:

“Wrong!”

“Stop!”

“Wrong direction!”

“No.”

“That’s not right!”

“Stop laughing!”

“This is not a joke!”

“Wrong!”

“Wrong!”

“Wrong!”

“No!”

I have the image of Master Chen throwing his hands up in the air over and over because of something I did wrong now etched into my brain forever.

He’s a wonderful dude, don’t get me wrong. He just doesn’t fool around when it comes to teaching Tai Chi.

At one point I was paired with him to do double push hands (yes, God hates me). I have never done double push hands in my life – only single push hands. So, I had no earthly idea what I was doing. Realizing this, Master Chen kept pushing me back, further and further towards the wall. Then with the flick of his wrist, he slapped the tip of my nose with the back of his hand.

Humiliated and defeated all I could do was laugh.

And then plot my revenge.

I have to give kudos to my teacher, Yuxia Qiu – who co-taught the entire workshop AND translated AND took correction from Master Chen, all at the same time. She even helped me out a few times and I made sure to thank her.

One of the highlights of the workshop was when Master Chen asked us to put our hands on his belly and back so that we could feel what his dantian was doing during the movements. Grandmasters traditionally do not do this. At least, that’s what I’ve been told. His belly is like a rock, let me tell you. A big round rock. It’s weird. And awesome.

While we were on break for lunch, I walked around the Austin Fitness Martial Arts dojo and came across an altar, with Guan Yu at the very top. Guan Yu, I was told, is the protector of the martial arts. How could I not know this? There’s so much I don’t know… But I was intrigued by this figure. And happy to spot the familiar image of Kuan Yin, the bodhisattva of compassion standing near him.

Speaking of compassion…Steven over at Real Taijiquan was kind enough to give me some very useful feedback on my blog last week. Thanks Steven! If you get a chance, go check out his site – he has a new optional minimalist theme, which I think is pretty cool!